The derby is here shemeji



The derby is here.
Well a lot comes to expectation whenever this two Kenya premier league war of the titans clash come to play. Whereas the former encounters have always been a shemeji derby…of sideshows and of cause pride; the latter derby is evident enough going to be a Gor Mahia innuendo. Our shemejis have lost hope. They are scattered and wonder like separated cub from the mother leopard in the bush (Watch big cats Dairies) hopelessly and of cause starved, the cub wander in the bush looking for some manna inform of Tuzo milk to gallop.
Ingwe has been of late, scared of the highly migrating Kogallo fan startling and daunting  them with their slogans after sending the Kenya Defense Forces Ulinzi Stars out of the 'Somali' battle field. Shivering AFC Leopards are cowed just by the name of Kogallo whenever the migrants are pouring libation in the ceremonial sanctuaries of Moi Avenue Tom Mboya Monument, the green army are out there  in a bid seeking for the lost beast Leopard back to the jungle at Maasai Mara.
A team formerly of fishermen, Gor Mahia has turned out to be an armory in the Kenya military football zone. Naming their players with their might and capacity to carry rolls of la munition and rifles on their back and throw arsenal at their opponents. Rama for instance is Christened Brigadier Rama.Perhaps the highly sang and anointed heroes of this battlefield will be them that uses the bazookas  or any other rocket propelled anti-tank weapons used in infantry combat,instead of the suicidal bombing tactic of Alshabab-(tactics that has been for now been under study by Ingwe). The battle line is drawn and Kenya Marines aka Rangers FC, Kenya Defense Forces aka Ulinzi and the Kenya Alcoholics Tusker  all bow down in a respect for the Green Army- Gor Mahia. The big question is will the caged leopard of Abaluhya FC rise its claws in a bid to scratch a green army back? Kasarani will be waiting for the forthcoming reunion long after Abaluhya Leopards played the coward hyena in the Super8 tournament that saw Gor Mahia pocket home effortless million price.
For the music genius here in  Kenyans it will be a reminder of the  1991 when TPOK Jazz band led by Madilu, Legendary Composer Simaro, Josky belted out their best Jazz band in curtain raising for Gor V AFC derby. The fans were entertained even and by the time Gor won the League at the event shemejis had with them new dancing styles of Rhumba to carry home with. That day Ingwelets were Chips Funguad in massive consumption.
Whereas a repeat is evident, this time there will be no TPOK Jazz and Madilu to curtain raise replaced by the harp  noisy vuvuzela, songs, Litungus  and Cow Horns (tung') the crowd will cheer on to their favorite team. All over it will be sang in disjoints and discords “Koogalllooo,Goooorrrrr Goooorrr Mahia….”Unlike the former when women were in absentia,the latter is most likely to be accustomed to see all the Divas Kogirlo and the Ingwelets  in attempt to sausage funga the Kogallos after triumph.The sweet victory will be bitter to swallow for Ingwes as we dance and trouble the newly constructed  Chinese road. For many Kogallo fanatics at Langata constituency the day after the grand victory shall be dicalred a national holiday.
The migration has started with the 9th wonder expected on 23rd of August when the clash takes place. It is expected that over 30,000 migrants shall have reached the fauna and flora of Tom Mboya monument in the city center. From Kisumu they will jet, from Busia they will Mundika and From Nyeri they will Probox. The rare breeds from Mombasa will Ferry as usual as some are expected to ply through Nyali (who said Mombasa si Kenya?)From Machakos of cause the new City at Konza will be a 8th wonder of the world deterring them from reaching; as expected they will be late with their multicolored  watermelons and undecive mind. The Homa Bay county is likely to give highest number of immigrants as they sort answers to the Death of the immigrant Late Colonel Orwa Ojode and viewing of Miguna Miguna’s  stinking shoe that were airlifted from Mombasa. At this level Nairobi will be in a state of confusion a state of helplessness. To many of us (teachers excluded) the month shall have thrown as a smile (salaries)  thus it will be opportunity to roll in our Range rovers and Mercedes on newly constructed Thika Road painting the convoy green green green….With such a might will Ingwe  not prove their Shemejihood by boycotting the match as they did??
NO.
Brigadier Rama Salim has organized a coup that will run down all the Shemejis houses in pursuit of their men to bring them back to the battlefield shall they fail to honor the fixture. The battle line has been drawn…in green and fainted strip blue….Shemeji!!!

Via.....Kings