The derby is here.
Well a lot comes to expectation whenever this two Kenya premier league war of the titans clash come to play. Whereas the former encounters
have always been a shemeji derby…of sideshows and of cause pride; the latter
derby is evident enough going to be a Gor Mahia innuendo. Our shemejis have
lost hope. They are scattered and wonder like separated cub from the mother
leopard in the bush (Watch big cats Dairies) hopelessly and of cause starved,
the cub wander in the bush looking for some manna inform of Tuzo milk to
gallop.
Ingwe has been of late, scared of the highly migrating
Kogallo fan startling and daunting them
with their slogans after sending the Kenya Defense Forces Ulinzi Stars out of the 'Somali' battle field. Shivering AFC Leopards are cowed just by the name of Kogallo whenever the
migrants are pouring libation in the ceremonial sanctuaries of Moi Avenue Tom Mboya Monument, the green army are out there in a bid seeking for the lost beast Leopard back
to the jungle at Maasai Mara.
For the music genius here in Kenyans it will be a reminder of the 1991 when TPOK Jazz band led by Madilu, Legendary
Composer Simaro, Josky belted out their best Jazz band in curtain raising for Gor V AFC derby. The fans were entertained even and by the time Gor won the
League at the event shemejis had with them new dancing styles of Rhumba to
carry home with. That day Ingwelets were Chips Funguad in massive consumption.
Whereas a repeat is evident, this time there will be no TPOK Jazz and Madilu to curtain raise replaced by the harp noisy vuvuzela, songs, Litungus and Cow Horns (tung') the crowd will cheer on to their
favorite team. All over it will be sang in disjoints and discords “Koogalllooo,Goooorrrrr
Goooorrr Mahia….”Unlike the former when women were in absentia,the latter is most
likely to be accustomed to see all the Divas Kogirlo and the Ingwelets in attempt to sausage funga the Kogallos after
triumph.The sweet victory will be bitter to swallow for Ingwes as we dance and
trouble the newly constructed Chinese
road. For many Kogallo fanatics at Langata constituency the day after the grand
victory shall be dicalred a national holiday.
The migration has started with the 9th wonder
expected on 23rd of August when the clash takes place. It is expected
that over 30,000 migrants shall have reached the fauna and flora of Tom Mboya
monument in the city center. From Kisumu they will jet, from Busia they will
Mundika and From Nyeri they will Probox. The rare breeds from Mombasa will Ferry
as usual as some are expected to ply through Nyali (who said Mombasa si Kenya?)From
Machakos of cause the new City at Konza will be a 8th wonder of the
world deterring them from reaching; as expected they will be late with their
multicolored watermelons and undecive mind.
The Homa Bay county is likely to give highest number of immigrants as they
sort answers to the Death of the immigrant Late Colonel Orwa Ojode and viewing
of Miguna Miguna’s stinking shoe that
were airlifted from Mombasa. At this level Nairobi will be in a state of confusion
a state of helplessness. To many of us (teachers excluded) the month shall have
thrown as a smile (salaries) thus it
will be opportunity to roll in our Range rovers and Mercedes on newly constructed Thika Road painting
the convoy green green green….With such a might will Ingwe not prove their Shemejihood by boycotting the
match as they did??
NO.
Brigadier Rama Salim has organized a coup that will run down
all the Shemejis houses in pursuit of their men to bring them back to the
battlefield shall they fail to honor the fixture. The battle line has been
drawn…in green and fainted strip blue….Shemeji!!!
Via.....Kings
Via.....Kings