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| Plan B CLUB |
At Egesa a rather widely known hall packs its corners with cheap and dirty prostitutes ready to blow away your ego after an Emma Jalamo's 'thum dhi uriri' dance step.At the junction of the Egesa perimeters stands a Clinic Hospital which houses a theater bed for the eager merry lookers.One theater bed costs 5obob per shot.
Often you are greeted by a line of users like Kenyans queuing to board a mat at KenCom or Kenya Bus station
These dirty Umoja gals who come from as near as Kayole and Masimba and as far as there cousins from Kibera,will grab your hand and beckon at the onlookers inviting you for a treat in there theaters at a cost off 20bob that wont last you 3minutes regardless of whether you have vomited the seed or not.
The girls have mastered the art of corning young boys who often don't know how long one game shot should take. Even before the boy hits the climax marks you are often pushed off from your position () and asked to quit your mission or else you are overcharged a triple amount of 150shillings.
Onyango is frequent visitor at this favorite theater lodge and has instantly complained about these girls corny behaviors. Often the contract between the two parties isn't allowed to reach maturation. TRhe gusto with which one is thrown of just as the penis head slides in its dish is worrying and for a man on Viagra this can be the joke o a night.
For Kariuki who has mastered the art of two strong strokes of pumps says there is no such a better quickie in town than the one Umoja offers.If you think Sabina Joy was doing better than this then Umoja will be in to surprise many.
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| aerial shot Umoja |
For few who live in little Umoja City they have a fairy tale for the night