When Lupita Nyongo dress went missing under unclear circumstances i thought what a loss to Kenya. Here is my shopping list -things the missing dress would buy if it was sold.What really can Ksh13.5Mllion do in a day?
1. Museveni and his many cows roaming in Kenya.
Museveni the Uganda dictator needs a life. With 13 Million Ksh all his cows roaming here in Kenya would acquire direct deportation request from Internal Affairs. This is inclusive of the loud Madomo Larry of NTVone OleLenku ''theWestonHotelCheff'' and DaudiMatsanga. Theese fellows are as annoying as Musevini long Horned cows in Uganda's most rural villages.
1.Kenya Parliament (bunge)
A bunch of lazy heads who do not know what Kenya really stands for. A group of hyenas burried inside carcass of decaying elephants. They don't know that soon the dead elephant would close her dead a**and suffocates them to death. Continue burying your head in the sand...dear MPs. 13 Million Just escaped our hands.If Lupita's lost dress was to be sold today we would easily acquire
that building on government Rd so we see where you shall sit your lazy a**es.
3.Weston Hotel is a disgrace
Who does that? I mean who grabs children's play ground and think children would take candy for a dice? Really? Weston Hotel would be bought immediately and change kept at Langata PRI school where milk would be introduced for break-time for 4 years and all children put on a diet. I don't think Kenyans need that Weston Hotel.These are things only a #DP in Kenya would do anyway?
4.C.A.K. Communication Authority of Kenya formerly CCK
After denying Kenyans the right to access information they will so work hard to make sure that the same source of information is only accessible to the filthy rich and land grabbers of Kenya. This commission if we had Ksh 13 million today we would got and auction all its authority so that Kenyans would have he right to access and share information without pay. #PayTV would be free and we would erect TV billboards with 13 Million to watch #KOTNewsAt9 Live.
5.Harambeee Stars and Nyamweya
Well Kenya needs a better team. With 13 million we would buy entire stadium with fans and player and raise real talent s for Kenya Football. We would buy Nyamweya's freedom of association and pout him under house arrest for all the failure he has put as through as a country and yes Uhuru wiuld still be the president of Kenya.
6.Why should Moses Kuria continue being Kenyan?
That guy should be forced to take Zimbabwe citizenship and forced out of the country.He is the kind of shopping List i would insert in my cart and have to buy,if i was taken back to the slavery period for a day. #HateSpeech has no place in the new Kenya at 13 million ksh only.
Do you have anything you would do with ksh 13 million? Let me hear it.
1. Museveni and his many cows roaming in Kenya.
Museveni the Uganda dictator needs a life. With 13 Million Ksh all his cows roaming here in Kenya would acquire direct deportation request from Internal Affairs. This is inclusive of the loud Madomo Larry of NTVone OleLenku ''theWestonHotelCheff'' and DaudiMatsanga. Theese fellows are as annoying as Musevini long Horned cows in Uganda's most rural villages.1.Kenya Parliament (bunge)
A bunch of lazy heads who do not know what Kenya really stands for. A group of hyenas burried inside carcass of decaying elephants. They don't know that soon the dead elephant would close her dead a**and suffocates them to death. Continue burying your head in the sand...dear MPs. 13 Million Just escaped our hands.If Lupita's lost dress was to be sold today we would easily acquirethat building on government Rd so we see where you shall sit your lazy a**es.
3.Weston Hotel is a disgrace
Who does that? I mean who grabs children's play ground and think children would take candy for a dice? Really? Weston Hotel would be bought immediately and change kept at Langata PRI school where milk would be introduced for break-time for 4 years and all children put on a diet. I don't think Kenyans need that Weston Hotel.These are things only a #DP in Kenya would do anyway?4.C.A.K. Communication Authority of Kenya formerly CCK
After denying Kenyans the right to access information they will so work hard to make sure that the same source of information is only accessible to the filthy rich and land grabbers of Kenya. This commission if we had Ksh 13 million today we would got and auction all its authority so that Kenyans would have he right to access and share information without pay. #PayTV would be free and we would erect TV billboards with 13 Million to watch #KOTNewsAt9 Live.
5.Harambeee Stars and Nyamweya
Well Kenya needs a better team. With 13 million we would buy entire stadium with fans and player and raise real talent s for Kenya Football. We would buy Nyamweya's freedom of association and pout him under house arrest for all the failure he has put as through as a country and yes Uhuru wiuld still be the president of Kenya.
6.Why should Moses Kuria continue being Kenyan?That guy should be forced to take Zimbabwe citizenship and forced out of the country.He is the kind of shopping List i would insert in my cart and have to buy,if i was taken back to the slavery period for a day. #HateSpeech has no place in the new Kenya at 13 million ksh only.
Do you have anything you would do with ksh 13 million? Let me hear it.