The digital meat weighing scale has completely revolutionized the dating scene in campus. It is no secret what a 1/4 kg of meat worth 100kshs can achieve when the semester hits the homestretch.
After a very dull semester with the girls achieving reputable notoriety of turning down advances from my good friend Quenja(The famed Furhee and sole custodian of Hitler's ballroom. The heir apparent to the Nazi throne and conqueror of virgin territories ) he decided to remind the ladies that a short man is not a boy.
For the past one week his pocket had been enduring economical discomfort but with the arrival of the rains came the MCA Mechimeru Stylle alias Stingo( the only man who makes Sarah Hassan a.k.a Tanya dream of a night in Baragoi or Kapedo in the arms of this Kenyan Memusi,sorry Alejandro )
After hours of squatting and sweet talking the HORNYRABLE member and pouring praises on him,promising to capture the parliamentary seat for him and even volunteering to take him to Maimuna(his crush) the MCA parted with 100bob and that changed the dating landscape for Quenja the Nazist.
After hours of squatting and sweet talking the HORNYRABLE member and pouring praises on him,promising to capture the parliamentary seat for him and even volunteering to take him to Maimuna(his crush) the MCA parted with 100bob and that changed the dating landscape for Quenja the Nazist.
With the 100 Bob Quenja headed straight to Omuchuma butchery at the heart of KU's leafy suburb also referred to as KM. Ordered for meat totaling 70bob( with this digital weigh scale one can even purchase meat worth 20 Bob and prepare a nice soup. The aroma of fried meat and the rumor of the same in the midst of your sukuma will always market you in the neighborhood as a potential husband and economically stable Kenyan,a trick well mastered by one Dan Kutiri). He collected the neat package and headed straight to the ladies hostels making a brief stopover at Mama mboga's to procure tomatoes worth 10bob,Hoho and dhania ensuring that the 30bob change had brought value.
The cheers that greeted him as he entered room 12 made his ego skyrocket. He kicked off his shoes with wreckless abandon,powered the laptop that had claimed a whole fundraiser from his SIO Village and waited for the meal. As the heavens opened and the biting cold descended,something else opened in room 12. Am not saying that they listened to music by diamond till dawn or watched Empire all night.... Am no liar but if his disjointed springy walking style and the permanent smile plastered on his face since Friday is anything to go by,then Easter just came early.
The cheers that greeted him as he entered room 12 made his ego skyrocket. He kicked off his shoes with wreckless abandon,powered the laptop that had claimed a whole fundraiser from his SIO Village and waited for the meal. As the heavens opened and the biting cold descended,something else opened in room 12. Am not saying that they listened to music by diamond till dawn or watched Empire all night.... Am no liar but if his disjointed springy walking style and the permanent smile plastered on his face since Friday is anything to go by,then Easter just came early.