Dear Future Wife i met Janet and she is better than you

Dear future wife 3, It has been quite a while since I wrote to you and I'm sure you are wondering what took me so long. I was busy, you know how busy 8-4-4 gets at time. What with the lectures where the yellow notes of the lecturer pass through his mind via his mouth through my mind without registering but for the scribble in my notebook. I mean Education has taken toll on me. Today's message has no rules,just a new experience. I met this girl in class. Janet is her name. Jano as I fondly call her is a goddess. She is an epitome of beauty. Her hair- silky and endless. She has a beautiful gap between her teeth,it can make you sell your land just to have her smile. Great curves that she sways around like she has been paid to. She is a queen in hygiene-her armpits are clean shaven. She is not like Nanjekho my neighbor who looks like she has a chicken under her armpit( too much hair) This girl has piercings all over. Her ears ,nose,tongue,navel and God knows where else. She loves strapless tops which reveal her well formed mmmmmh 'Tuzo'. The high heels she wears make her walk with style. Did I mention that she has very little or no brain at all. She copies all her exams. One time she copied even my name.Her beautiful thighs not only taunt men but are also useful in carrying answers to the exam room. She drinks like my uncle fish. The way she bellows out smoke..cheii. Her perfume strikes the nose. She dances Azonto so well like the devil himself at Tahiti .....it sends my mouth waaa.but then apart from this vanities,she doesn't seem to captivate my heart. She only shakes my you know what. Dear Future wife I sit directly behind her in class and when she spoils the air,am forced to carry her cross