Dear Men here is what a Kenyan Woman wants for World's #HappyWomensDay read and thank me later.

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As the World Women's Day  celebration reverberated across social media, one thing was noticeable. Young and old men used various avenues wishing there mother's,sisters,colleague and even general social friends a happy Women's Day.  I here some men have wives in the village who wear slippers that is red on the left and yellow on the right so rusty they are that you cant tell whether they are ''Bata'' or ''Umoja'' and yet still they afford to tell a Njeri in town HappyWomen'sDay? Nyanza mtaniua.
In my diary I thought how could we be reckless?What else could be more than just that?







Here is a wish list men fail to do on women's day? Thank me later.

Your Mother's Phone PHOTO/Courtesy
  1. Have you read that joke of a Kenyan Urban girl bothering her boyfriend about buying newly launched  Samsung Note Edge simply because the recently acquired Note 4 is outdated or may be has no *NKT* Keypad? And the boyfriend goes ahead and buys forgetting that his mom is back in the village is using Nokia 1110 that has broken screen and held to one piece  by a rubber band? Men instead of only wishing your mother's a happy women's day here is something more than that. Pick that phone and send your mother some cash. And thank God the end month was not far away you still have little  cash on you after spending a few coins on Safaricom internet admiring lousy Vera Sidika or ratchet Huddah. The wishes and ear say or texts that you so easily trade to your mother are not enough appreciations to a womb that held you to one piece for 9 months.
  2. and to our sassy Nairobi ladies who are after all soon turning into socialites or ''his boss lady'' as they pseudo themselves on ''twirrer'' or Intsa. The Women's day is not for you? Women's day is for that important person in a man's life that has brought success to his tired limbs and his worn our ''Kiatu''. If your man has bought you a red Toyota Vitz like Njoki Chege and not even a black mamba bicycle for your mother in-law in Budalangi? Kindly this women's day is not for you.Keep OFF
  3. For the dudes in town ready to give themselves a treat for the Interbational Women's day please this day is not for you. So today do not go filling up entertainment's den ordering  mursiks,Tusker (heard Luos respect guinnes) or whatever brand you take  for your ego celebrating a woman who has just slept on empty stomach (English word for hungry).Lets show some little respect on this day. After all its just a few hours show off then we can all drive into our ego cocoons and be men.
  4. Tomorrow is a Monday and yes men in town having women as there bosses,me included,try something new. Take this opportunity to bond with your boss because such opportunities rarely come. Pick a bouquet of flowers at City Market near I&M Bank.A handful will cost you only one bottle of Guinness. Walk to your GPO office and tell that boss something like this.''boss am not a photographer,but i can picture as together'' make her tickle and leave a bunch of white chocolates on her table. End of the month be sure your pay slip will be inflated.
  5. For our women kindly don't expect anything less from a man this day. Its your day and your voice ,must be heard  even if it means poking into his Facebook inbox  or snooping into his selfish wallet and picking a few coins that would other wise find there Banks in Sabina Joy do it. Today you have  free pass that you will never have. Even the jury knows its women's day, And did i say the jury is a woman?


Lets all join in the fun. Buy a KG of sugar and KG of meat as we go home today to the women we all love. Those facebook and twitter messages are not worth our women. Happy Women's Day and Enjoy.