Date With Valerie.
Those of you that were digital in 2010 even before the promulgation of the new constitution might be aware of a site that used to run by the name 2go that was very similar to the modern day whatsapp.
During that time I procured a digital Samsung phone ready to explore the world and interact with the people on this digital platform that had been so hyped by Stitchy Stitch and John Bosco Onyango.
During that time I procured a digital Samsung phone ready to explore the world and interact with the people on this digital platform that had been so hyped by Stitchy Stitch and John Bosco Onyango.
I was quick off the blocks and even before I knew it I had hit it with a super lady by the name of Valerie from Nairobi chat room 2. She would mms me her photos and my friends agreed that I had struck gold there.
I quickly constituted a team to address this matter and after serious deliberations I was advised to set up a date with her. I planned the long journey from the intestines of Kimilili to Nairobi city. I boarded mvumilivu safaris thanks to Baba alias Fa Fanguch Hercules for giving me the two way bus fare. I would be picked at Machakos country bus by Nacnad Mzii alias Syllable Rhymes.
I quickly constituted a team to address this matter and after serious deliberations I was advised to set up a date with her. I planned the long journey from the intestines of Kimilili to Nairobi city. I boarded mvumilivu safaris thanks to Baba alias Fa Fanguch Hercules for giving me the two way bus fare. I would be picked at Machakos country bus by Nacnad Mzii alias Syllable Rhymes.
I arrived in the city awed by the towering sky scrapers and the street lights,the naked chicken dancing on the fast food joints display windows.
After refreshing myself I headed to national archives under the guidance of Mzii to meet my Valerie. She had informed me via text message that she was at the entrance wearing a black trouser and a green top. When we arrived my excitement could not be matched,I felt like a conquerer,a firm believer of the slogan "YES WE CAN "
After refreshing myself I headed to national archives under the guidance of Mzii to meet my Valerie. She had informed me via text message that she was at the entrance wearing a black trouser and a green top. When we arrived my excitement could not be matched,I felt like a conquerer,a firm believer of the slogan "YES WE CAN "
I quickly scanned the area and saw some green top. I put my phone on the ear,sweetened my voice and said " Hello bby look behind you" The lady in green turned around to face my direction, wearing a humongous smile. I don't know what happened first, my screaming or my taking off. I somehow found myself aboard a yellow City hopa bus having mistaken it for mvumilivu safaris. The lady that I saw was no lady,a huge round face full of acne that would rival a scarecrow. Her dental formula had stepped aside and her breasts ..... the less I talk about them the better.