Humor:Kenyan man denies dating 'Rihanna' in another shocking letter to future wife.

Dear Future Wife. Ignore the rumors doing round that I was with 'Rihanna' at Hotel la Grande Elukhunje in my village. I will not dispute the fact that I own the luxurious establishment, I won't also dispute the fact that this American pop star attended the launch of this great facility and even spent the night at my cosy cottage. Yes it true she slept in the adjacent room which has a connecting door to my tastefully decorated and furnished presidential suite. I will admit there was some commotion sometime before dawn and she was mysteriously found in my suite as I was enjoying the services of my recently installed Jacuzzi but nothing beyond the ordinary happened. Forget about your insecurities you must achieve some of this rules before you are installed as my wife. 1. You must be able to sing the three stanzas of the national anthem in reverse and maintain the tune and message. I am a patriotic citizen and ardent believer of security begins with you bandwagon. 2. You must be able to cook ugali that can feed 45 luhya men and their side effects (wives ) using the trademark funeral sufuria and firewood cooker. Cooking ugali using sifted maize meal is Banned. 3. You must be able to shout in base,Alto and Soprano at night. Don't ask me how,why and where. Consult your Aunts . 4. Visit the barber shop. I want you to win the Oscars someday. What Lupita can do you should be able to do it two times. You are my ticket to Hollywood. 5. Your friends should be beautiful, temptingly hot. The maids you employ should also feature prominently on instagram. Imagine what will happen when you leave for your mother's place and am left at home?? I deserve to enjoy in your presence and fatten during your absence. Meanwhile I will talk to the American popstar 'Rihanna' and ask her to stop peddling the rumors. She us not my type. Rihanna Wakhungu from downtown Colorado is just a passing cloud.