Memoirs From Kakamega. NYTA Kakamega(National Youth Talent Academy Kakamega )

 NYTA was a funny place to be. From the law abiding Jennifer Gakii to the law abiding Bahati Ngazi. From the editing crazed Jimmy Kimaita to the camera fanatic Tony Mwenda Kathenya. Well as soon as I joined this institution we formed a crew..... Kesesi Nathan, best actor KNDF 2010,Kevin Ombima 2nd runners Up KNDF Best Actor and ofcourse your 1st runners up Best Narrator KNDF 2010 Western kenya captain lust. We formed the NYTA KNDF Invincibles. As George spent hours purchasing black forest cakes for Grace and Dan ( now trainer Laiser Hill) tried to convince Tina that the world was spherical ..... Jimmy Kimaita,Tonnie and Kamole were busy learning the editing ropes from Jared Mudanya alias Jaroz M Tutu... Shico was madly in love and Gertrude was horny as always Charles Prince Junior was crazed with his chukhaa philosophy ..... Tossy was obsessed with True love,Gakii was adamant on reporting the law breakers like I to Indas Iwo and Oliver Minishi while Tina and Dan were set to claim the award of couple of the year..... Bahati Ngazi and Janice Wanyela destined to battle it out for discipline award while Lito and Sammy battled for Teachers pet award.... During that time..... Nathan would introduce us to Napoleon Brandy at club Bling , Ombima taught me the art of fooling some women as I taught them the art of walking past electric fences. One day after earning our monthly stipend we headed to club Rhumba in amalemba where Schalke 04 was playing against Man Utd. Laden with the creme de la creme of the NYTA,we entered the ageing pub with pure arrogance and some unsatiable appetite for cheap liquor.As the match went on Ombima would snatch Rosie From Keses Nathan and proceed to entertain his Loins during the 2nd half. After 90 mins we left club Rhumba in Amalemba but I bumped into Julie. She was short but not too short,dark but not too dark.I confused her to be convinced that I was sent from heaven, the perfect prince charming from planet Uranus. She bought my lies and offered to be with me,promising me that "I will never walk alone" but unfortunately as we entered the school premises our friend Musembi decided to lose his Sanity thanks to illicit brews and pure Mihadharati banned by NACADA . They guy proceeded to shout obscenities aimed at a certain tutor (name withheld ). Naturally we took off laughing hysterically and shit happened .... Julie just vanished!!!