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Reasons why my daughter should not date a Kenyan MP or politicians
My unborn Daughter. I hope you will be a June child just like your father. When it is time and you wisely choose your mother, when you race very fast and beat a whole generation of your brothers and sisters know that you are running straight into a circus. When you are young and innocent, everybody will adore you. It will be understandable when your mother passes you from one chama member to another. They'll mull over your pink nose and frail arms and you will feel bigheaded and cry for your mama... it is okay my daughter. You will hit puberty and think that the world should kiss where you step.... then you will meet the next generation of akina Johnny, those boys that will convince you to be confused. Their words shall be sweeter than honey and before you know it..... you will be heartbroken. You will come home and cry the whole night,you will hide it from the penetrating stare of your mummy. Then you will go to campus, you will smoke weed and drink booze. You will party like a savage and play hard. Men will drool over your luscious body. You will get "Uncle wa Umoja " that I will never know off probably my agemate. You will ride high and get low. You will live,love and laugh....
But my daughter, avoid those members of the August house like Hon Mwiti he will give you miti forcefully. When he says its just a touch, run and never look back. When he tells you "kichwa pekee " the devil is a liar,he might say "naingiza tu na nitoe" God is not dead. My daughter, you will be sought like gold, you will be promised heaven on earth,you will moan and yearn for the soft tender touches of youth. But do not yield to the desires of our species,I will give you out the most patient of wolves when the time is right.
That wolf that won't growl until it is dark.
But my daughter, avoid those members of the August house like Hon Mwiti he will give you miti forcefully. When he says its just a touch, run and never look back. When he tells you "kichwa pekee " the devil is a liar,he might say "naingiza tu na nitoe" God is not dead. My daughter, you will be sought like gold, you will be promised heaven on earth,you will moan and yearn for the soft tender touches of youth. But do not yield to the desires of our species,I will give you out the most patient of wolves when the time is right.