(Sighs) I had taken a sabbatical leave from you and the headache that is our future but am forced to cut it short due to various happenings. Today I went out shopping with some girls and we reached the lingerie section. It is sad that girls who scored D's in Maths are allowed to wear this B cup brassiers,it is my honest prayer that we stick to our lanes.
Wear according to your grades. Anyway, let us go to our 5 rules that will allow me conduct the Beatification ceremony to install you as my matrimonial side effect.
1. The price of pizza is directly proportional to the price of Cement,have your desires on check.
2. Unless your mother comes from Texas and your father hails from Indianapolis, drop that accent and adopt the humility of your grand mother.
3. Telemundo is not my 4th name. Ukitaka romance go hug a power cable and enjoy the electric moment.
4. You are forbidden from having ugly friends. Your friends should be pretty,unmarried and ready to babysit me and our son when you are out of town.
5. The only sigara allowed in my home is dunhill, mascara is prohibited. If found in possession you will go to your mother's kitchen for 3 weeks for a mentorship program.
