In my late days as photo blogger Uhuru has never appeared so well in the eyes of these lenses and snoopy press. If it is not his 'red shot' eyes popping out as if they needed some
red eye correction it is his wrinkled face that always appears as if thy needed little adobe lightroom correction to make him look young and embrace the generation.Why do people grow deep harrowing wrinkles immediately they become presidents anyway. Uhuru is beating
Obako kwa uzee.
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| those Uhuru's shoes surely? |
Today i take you through this one photo of Uhuru and Obama that really appears so cool until little attention is paid to reveal its messed up goofy side. On a very quick note before i forget those Uhuru's shoes are a turn off even best shoe designer
Berdorf Goodman will giver away those shoes for free.Silvano Saseti shoes will just make you appear damn hot.Try them or still look for Botenna Vonneta he designs shoes for mighty like you.Now lets move up his sleeves swiftly.
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And this blog is not meant to critic the president...i am not anti Uhuru just to make things clear and am not here to be branded AntiUhuru but here are imagery that our president must stand to correct to survive the new age media.
Free advise Mr President...first fire your tailor. He is either employed by Raila's grassroots bouncing cheque to make you appear old while you are still glowing in youth and charm. These suits are either oversize and unfitting or sometimes the colors just turn us off from the ''Jubilee'' generation you made us believe you were.
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| Uhuru appears older than Raila |
Uhuru has appeared older than Raila in the past 10 photos i have seen in the press. Its either the MEDIA has been paid to make you old or its your tailor on pay cheques.Get someone from Kilimani area who knows how to powder face or better look for Jeff Koinange see how his old wrinkles
smoothens away on KTN tv.
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| clutched fists shows tension |
In this photo with Obama and flawless Michele something is not just right...look close why is Uhuru folding his fist. Folding of fists or clutched fists sends imagery of resistance and tension within us. The image Uhuru's right clutched fists sends is he is utterly tenses or fearful of someone. Kids tend to clutch there fists too when scared of something. So is Uhuru scared of Obama or Michelle's yellow mellow dress is scary? Yellow can be scary to color blind people so i hear.Women fold there fists when they have done a mistake and wants to make it right. So why is Uhuru cletching his fists?
Mtu wangu kuwa mwanaume.
My unborn Daughter. I hope you will be a June child just like your father. When it is time and you wisely choose your mother, when you ra...
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| Teach Uhuru how to smile |
Can
Lubanga Derrick - known image consultant,be given the pay slip of Uhuru image consultancy after all its the mwanainchi taxt thar pays him not his pocket. Derrick would teach Uhuru some techniques of smiling or rather lets give him a quick lesson. Faking a smile is the simplest form or art play or role play in theater. In my days as thespian we simly showeed litle teeth and all was perfect. The most beautiful smiles are those that are accompanied by a white collar teeth..this one from Uhuru appears to be a laughter and not smile.Or did Obama blow a big fart during this photo session that made Uhuru just want to laugh.
Smile buda...orezo ni ka smirrrroooo...
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| give some space to a lady mellons |
Lastly Uhuru is known for not giving the space...he is goofy all over and wants to goof all over. Uhuru give Michelle some space on your right let the photographer guide your space...but shoving up your elbows above Michele's twin mellons wont make luos very proud of you.You may shove your elbows above Amina's whatever
lakini apa please noooooo
And is that a polyester suit Uhuru is wearing ama naona macho yangu?
Some cotton please
