LEAKED: Babu Owino List of Catholic Priests to Pope Francis

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 I haven't threatened anyone,just said i will give POPE a list of 31 catholic Bishops Fathers and pastors who are having sex with university ladies in the name of God.They even pour holy water on their thighs.''Narrated Babu Owino on his viral whatsapp message.
If you are  'rugged priest' or rogue pontiff in town by now you know that Babu Owino the SONU wants to share some list with Pope Francis on his Africa tour to Kenya.I assure you that you are yet to see your name on this list.(the last place you want your CV dropped)


The list mailed to us via anonymous source not only include catholic bishops but also has a large number of followers from orthodox and redeem gospel churches (the new churches).We take a look of who makes the top 4 names on this list.
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  • 1.Nakuru Catholic Priest aka 'man Nduati'

He is on the top of the table.LIKE Arsenal on top of the league and has become number one  do-list on Babu Owino walk of shame.The Nakuru priest is known for luring young boys from schools nearby and bedding them.He is so notorious that when Babu heard about his involvement he made it his priority number one to bring him to justice.He has refused to take Babu's advise when it was available.Now he is going through Babu's social friends to bribe him not to reveal the names.


  • 2.Evangelist in Nairobi-Church is near Kenya Poly

This is a all time Sabina Joy and Kwa Mbuthia client. Here he has handlers as middle men who go in to the Sabina Joy and Kwa Mbuthia bargain for him. If the handler is willing to negotiate a better price of ksh.2000 a night he gets a commission on top as ksh500.From our sources Babu Owino had even sent him texts and told him to stop his weekends innuendos or he will literary whip his slim back.The self proclaimed evangelist was on trend topic in Kenya after he killed some passenger his range rover.


  • 3.Kanyari Kanyari Kanyari Kanyari

Yes am sure you already guessed as well. Kanyari makes it to the top three.He is custom to fondling women in there private area while administering his holy healing and touch on their 'broken places.' He is the ultimate and typical repairer of broken hearts. On several occasion the SONU chair has sent him messengers after messengers threatening to buy his church at River Road and turn it into a club if couldn't change. Well Babu has a plan with him when the Pope comes he is number 3 on the agenda.


  • 4.Helicopter

He is a nut case as you know by now. A villager going rogue in the CBD at our nose strill.His UoN clients says he wears white suit while attending to them in matters DeLaCreme.He even hold sexual orgies for women who can not give birth.He says he was sent by god who he slanders and as one who has sent him to repair broken families split apart by barrens. His unorthodox methods are well orchestrated and even televised.Helicopter is a trickster a corn artist who has studied human desperations and behavioral changes. He knows when to strike.