At one time in my English lecture hall my lecturer (Peter Dron the only Englishman of my father's days)...used to define Optimisms as a young boy who thinks he could run a second-sale Aston Martin.Thats what i will call Ian Waiguru for now.Optimist.
Today i happened to have come across blogs peddling rumor that Waiguru's 18 years old son Ian who is a final year student at BrookHouse Nairobi was driving Aston-Martin? Yea for sure he can drive Aston-Martin no single doubt about that BUT not Aston Martin.Notice the hyphen in between the Aston and Martin? Thats the first error Kenyans make in hurriedly quoting cars and horsepowers they don't have a poser about.
Aston Martin became famous in the 195Os after it associated itself with famous 007 Bond movies following his use of a DB5 as official Bond Car in 1964 movie a simnilar care with exact specifications was sold in Paris France for a record £1.8Milliion at auction store some time this year.Note £1.8Million
On top of that the car is accompanied by 333g/km carbon dioxide emission...thats not a financially on reach with a an out put of 265g/km.
Well here are few facts to put straight to you before you could ever imagine Ian...Optimist Ian... stepping inside a car not even for a selfie stunt.
Aston is not just a car that passed here (forgive my Luo influence on this).Its one of the top luxury sport cars that a whole century smile of.
Aston Martin became famous in the 195Os after it associated itself with famous 007 Bond movies following his use of a DB5 as official Bond Car in 1964 movie a simnilar care with exact specifications was sold in Paris France for a record £1.8Milliion at auction store some time this year.Note £1.8Million
Now tell me jowadu,is that a level you want to put Ian Waiguru at? Kid is still far from riding a Toyota Supra which by the way i witnessed sometime back run 1/8mile track at 4.286seconds.As Paul Walker (RIP) would say...''that's a four second car.''
Aston Martin first raced in 1959 coming 5th in Formula One Championship with drivers Carrol Shellby American and Briton Roy Salvadori. That year Ferrari was the car to beat? I don't know if it is still the car to beat on a formula one grand prix circuit.I will ask Kamwana am told he is Grand Prix enthusiast as well.Enough of the heads-up let me go to some shallow specifications you might easily understand.
Aston Martin any model hereof...the latest engine (assuming that Waiguru had stolen enough from Uhuru to buy DB9 Aston Martin for her son as your rumor blogs suggests) has twin fuel tank may be Mercedes too have a twin tank? Thats a common Kenyan car especially if your home area is some way off Mahi Mahiu through Kericho valley roads....(Luos will kill me).DB9 consumes overall of 19.8mpg at that rate am sure few owners of such car in Kenya will manage the price of fueling for even a one way trip to Karen from Ngong' assuming thats the area code associated with a 007 car in Nairobi. Am not sure of Runda may be i should ask Gor main-man Jarunda Jaluth Mambobiad.
On top of that the car is accompanied by 333g/km carbon dioxide emission...thats not a financially on reach with a an out put of 265g/km.
You shall have consumed all of shell gass oops sorry i said i will stick to easy terms we know. Lets say fuel,not gass. (where was that i saw Obama fuel the beast?) Yes...not even there will they allow you to stop by and fuel your Aston Martin they will have run out of stock.Talk of guzzler.
Ian at 18years old,the Ian i know therefore can not drive or even sit on Aston Martin DB5 convertible for a selfie shoot.His ass is still cold for such a leather waste product.
Dear Kenyans Aston Martin is not your ordinary car,please when you blog about cars...stick to Toyota Mark II or at far if you increase your knowledge of cars try peeling pages after pages of GOOGLE with Njoki Chege on describing Subaru.
Aston Martin owners in Kenya are known in my official list that i updated last night-there are only 4 official owners of this luxury sport car...and not even Waiguru's mango wa Kando smells close to that list.The 4th owner who happens to be someone's campaign financier-i did not mention Baba,or did i?have not yet decided whether to put up a USA flag on its rare or fly Kenyan flag on it.
Ian saw the car vzoomn passed him and decided to be a lass-ass with a camera for insta...have fruitful day and enjoy those unseen photos of Aston Matin DB9 the only Bond known car in 2015 its not a car for gossip blogs like mine.Nor is it a car driven by people who open this blog for gossips.