Reasons Why Bob Collymore married Wambui

The fuss is out there. The amount of heat and hate this marriage has brought onto the social media stream is what i always like to call 'overrated.'

While some of you were overly comical enough on social media cracking jokes on Bob's marriage to his long time 'sweet 16' clandestine  i was out  there trying to figure out why Bob a 10Million Kenya Shillings employee would marry a Wambui lowly educated woman. With her right hand in your pocket and left hand in your juicy ''Jambo Jet'' exploding your underworld.
With a few help - of cos on google - you realize Wambui is defined as:
WambuiWambui is a amazing person with a big ass which maches a big personality. She is kind, careing, loveing and positivly crazy. She is smart, and has amazing friends. She is Kenyan, and has a large family. She is full of awesomeness and is trustworthy.
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by wammybear March 05, 201
Underline the words person with big ass  or better still bolden it.We all know Bob resembles the looks of a young filthily rich and young Luo lass. His handsome looks,fashion love for sharp pointed shoes with occasion manga suit on weekend makes him more LUO.He however ,portrays the modems team Mafisi look.Like any other  of my friends from the hotbed of fish region Bob loves BIG ASS.Wambui has it? May be bigger than that girl on your to-do list.
Lets see the next trait. Loving and Positively Crazy  Wambui is crazy. YES more crazy than this google quick search revealed.Who divorces the spouse and leave a bunch of kids and as if that is not  sore enough,writes a long unwinding letter of a fake sorrowness to her kids. This woman is a clinical team mafisi. If she had a humongous ass like Vera Sidika and tightly fitting tities like Hudda we all would have been here like,''Wambui married Bob as a business idea to the family who by the way she supports with Bob's meager pocket money.''

Well lets look at another definition?
WambuiWambui is in the Kikuyu culture, daughter of the zebra. They are known to be courageous, rough, but still have a mothers heart. They can save money, and don't spend it too quickly. They are smart and easy to be friends with. They are usually beautiful girls who don't reply on anybody, and God and family come first to them.
If you are a Wambui, you are amazing, and don't worry about what others think of you. Keep on going, never give up, and work to your full potential!!
Guy 1: Dude that girl is so smart, pretty and works so hard! What do you think her name is?
Guy 2: That is obviously a Wambui!
Daughter of the Zebra? lol i can imagine how many strips of black and white shades Bob has seen underneath her.  She is courageous in matters undefined? Things i can not write here.She is smart and find it easy to find friends. Wambui is your typical Zahara or how do you call that Diamond sugar babe? She will wit you and before you know it you are friend zoned and in church ringing wedding bells. All your money of cos in her bank deposit.
Any Wambui will not take marriage so sacred as you think. Womb's definition of marriage is business idea with extremes measures of need and survival as profits. Wambui's  are overly mean and selfish.

I couldn't find any other reasons as to why a world icon like bob would fall for a lowly educated bad looking girl as Wambui. He should have made couple of wrong choices falling for education than the looks. You are surprised?
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