THE WAY BABU OWINO NORMALLY CONFUSES KENYAN JOURNALISTS


JOURNALIST
they say you rigged elections, is it true?
BABU:Let me say this, nairobi university has 11 campuses nationalwide. I won in 12 of those 11 and only lost in one. I only lost in main campus.
Journalist:
"MR BABU I understand you
are
the breadwinner in your family?"
BABU OWINO: "I am hearing that allegation for the first time, I have heard it before.
Its the work of those who want to  tarnish my name.. I want to tell you that I have never been in any competition to win bread. Ask those people who say am a breadwinner, where they saw me win that bread? I don�t need to be  breadwinner to feed my family, I can buy it with my own money.Those claiming I am a breadwinner must be careful otherwise I will
sue them cathagarously! whoever said that is an academic dwarf , he does not even deserve to be locked in a police cell, he should Be locked im a library! "

JOURNALIST: where do you get all these money.
BABU: you see, babu owino is a very generous money, comrades comes to me crying evryday that they are eating like chicken instead of eating chicken. so as their mole, I give them money.
PEOPLE SAY THAT YOU ARE A CAREER STUDENT. 
who is saying if not you? all leaders are chosen by God, if God is choosing me every time who are you to dispute.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
there's is no age limit in acquiring education. people have 4 to 8 degrees, but when babu has two, they start to talk. how many degrees does mugabe have?
WHEN ARE YOU RETIRING FROM CAMPUS POLITICS
comrades love me very much. they spoke with one mind that babu tena.
WHY ARE YOUR STUDENTS STRIKING
those are not stidents, they are goons muskerading as students hired by my rivals to tanish the name of this noble students.we will tirelessly search for them, find them and mercilessly forgive them.that is what comrades do!
WHY WERE YOUR STUDENTS FIGHTING POLICE
police were striking, students took the responsibility upon themselves to restore order by chasing police back to central police station